July 2011
Never go to the bathroom at an ATL show...
Jack: Why are you leaving?! Why are you leaving the show?!
Alex: Where are you going?!
Jack: We're not done yet!
Alex: Where are you guys going!?
Jack: What the fuck are you doing?!
Alex: Guys!
Jack: C'mon!
Alex: Oh wait, they're just going to poop.
Jack: Now we've got to wait for them.
Alex: We've got to wait for them to poop. Hang on, pause, pause. Let's actually honestly... I know this is going to be annoying, but let's wait for them to come out and when they come back out, let's all clap for them.
ATL play something random for ten or so seconds.
Alex: Alright now, come on. I think maybe they really are pooping.
Jack: Girls don't poop!
Alex: Stop! I have to concentrate. I have to concentrate while I wait for them to come out.
Wait three more seconds. Someone comes out of the bathroom.
Alex: Nope, nope. False alarm.
Jack: False alarm.
Alex: False alarm. Where are they?
Jack: Nope.
Alex: That's not them.
Jack: Unless they both turned into a guy?
Alex: They combined their powers to turn into one dude... I can wait. Honestly, I do not give a shit. This is our headlining tour, we can do whatever we want. Yes I know. I know it's frustrating, I know you came here to see music, but I personally came to watch girls go to the bathroom.
Jack: That's what we normally do when we're home. Where the fuck are these girls, dude?
Alex: They're just not ready. I'm going to wait.
Jack: They're probably doing drugs.
Alex: I'm GOING to wait.
Jack: Can we arrest them? For doing drugs in the girls room?
Alex: Jack shut up! Just hang tight. I know you guys want to hear a song, but I want to laugh at these girls... Nope. That's not them. Come on guys. What are you guys doing in there? Rian, shut up!
Jack: Can you go and get them for me, please? Thank you. Thank you.
Alex: I don't care if you're bored Rian. YOU'RE boring!
Rian gets up to go and get them.
Alex: What are you going to do? You don't even have a microphone.
Jack: Don't tell them what we're doing
Alex: He's going to go in there and be like 'Don't come out ever! They're going to laugh at you'
Girls and Rian come out to cheering.
Jack and Alex: YAY!!
Alex: Good job guys.
Jack: We waited for you!
Alex: How was it? How was the facilities? Did you wash your hands?
Jack: Are you on drugs?
Epic Beds
tomriddleplayedthefiddle:
Magnetic Floating Bed
Hamburger Bed
Nap Shell
Molecular Bed
Coach Bed
Cosmovoide Bed
Anti Terrorist Bed
Rocking Bed (The Private Cloud)
The Scoop
Computer Bed
Sonic Bed
Lomme Bed
Bed-Up The Ceiling Bed
Hanging Bed
Coffin Bed
EPIC BED: MY BED.
G-Freaking-POY
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I didn’t realize how bad it sucked to see someone you like be with someone else right in front of you. Especially when the guy says both him and the girl are just occupying their time because no one really cares. Uhm, hello? What am I, chop liver? He truly thinks that every girl in the world that he could ever find is going to cheat on him.
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Play with her tits.. she has two of those.
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I’m not saying that I hate people who aren’t funny, but it does make the relationship come alive. It makes it more fun & it makes me want to be with that person even more. I like being with someone that’s funny, & someone that’s fun. I want to be able to joke around with someone, laugh at their jokes, & in the end, just realize they’re...
When you hear someone say "fight" at school.
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The only thing I'll be planking on is.... my bed.
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That awkward moment when everyone on Tumblr is...
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Why the hell people hate Nickelback ?
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dreamitandmakeithappen:
oh I know cause they like justin bieber and can’t understand the songs with lyrics that actually make sense
i love them both though ||——)))))))
I don’t understand the hate on Nickelback either. I like them, and am proud to say so.
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There are two major events that I really want to go to but considering I’m poor, I don’t have the money for the ticket or the gas/plane ticket.
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Both of these events sound phenomenal and A LOT of fun! Plus, my hero is going to be at both. It is one of my dreams to meet Ian Somerhalder, especially at his ISF...
“One big unicorn, strong and free,
thought he was happy as he could be.
Then...”
– Gru - Despicale Me (2010)
